Nacho Enthusiast Pillows

'Hey, do you want me to stop eating nachos while you cry?'

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

"No, finance is not my passion but unless you have a warehouse full of nachos I'm resigned to this not being a passion job."

Finally, a good personal-pylon.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Elusive Shadow.

Cyber Dream

Soldiers' Ego

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hellbillies.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'