Nacho Appreciator Pillows

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Sue Perkins

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

A magician saws in half an octopus

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

Georges Feydeau.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Jens Stoltenberg.

"Have you got it in beige?"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

Auto-correct strikes again

'The customer is King'

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

I love myself.

"What part of Noh don't you understand?"

'Thank's mom, parents don't get enough appreciation.'

"Sure, Liz, come on up for a drink! And don't mind the place—it's a bit of a crime scene right now."

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

Finally, a good personal-pylon.

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

'The last thing I remember, my wife said it would not hurt to compliment her once in a while.'

Nacho Shears