Nacho Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The Brazilian Blow dry

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Elusive Shadow.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Cyber Dream

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Australian Mobile Bar

Ralph Stanley

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

A day at the races

Hellbillies.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Man and bird

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

Pizza London Eye

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"