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'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

European currency on the edge.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Economy - USA.

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

What do you suggest we do about this?

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Sub-prime Bear

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Born to raise interest rates.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Going Down?

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'