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"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Financial Eyesight

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Everyone is so health conscious...But what good is health? It can't buy you money!'

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

Pollution and money

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

"But there has to be something wrong with me, Doctor. Money makes me extremely happy."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Delusions of Retirement.

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"Look, I promise I’m not going to be mad. Just tell me the truth: Did you blow Grandma’s retirement savings at the track?"

'Dollar'

Adam and Eve and the coronavirus

Very sad piggy bank

'Have your nymph call my nymph.'

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

What is possible vs What is probable.

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

'So what's so great about being an economist? You can talk about money without having to make any.'