Mythology Meet Finance Fan Pillows

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

European currency on the edge.

Economy - USA.

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Sub-prime Bear

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Born to raise interest rates.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Going Down?