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Troy.

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Toadstools

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Vlad the Impala

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Here be dragons.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Where was the TSA?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."