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Mermaid Romance

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Myths and legends...

'Spell checker!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Phoenix

Sisyphus during Covid

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

King Richard I

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."