Mythical Menace Lover Mugs

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Emma's Unicorn

"Which one is yours?"

The Tooth Ferret

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

A were-cow.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

Love Hurts

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

A Centaur Taking A Shower