Mythical Fishery Adventures T-Shirts

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

I hate these flying fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fish Story

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Fishing in the aquarium.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Live Bait.

'This should come out just right.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Submarine and Mermaid

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Fishing.

"Now that's a bird nest."

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'How?'

Angelfish.

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

'It's a catfish, I caught him on a artificial mouse.'