Mythical Economy Enthusiasts Pillows

"In Heaven it does."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Adam Smith

'Old money meet new credit card debt.'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

Think Tank, we are looking to hire 'free thinkers' because our budget has been cut.

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

"There was that old stock trader... I came out of his closet last night... he said he survived so many crises and recessions, nothing could scare him anymore... it was so depressing!"