Mythical Economy Enthusiasts Pillows

"In Heaven it does."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Beware of stimulus plans.

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Adam Smith

'What's that? None of our creditors will lend us money? Then call Google ... ask them!!

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'Old money meet new credit card debt.'

Megacorp HQ. He just found out about trickle-down economics, and he's trying to figure out to plug the leak.

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

Think Tank, we are looking to hire 'free thinkers' because our budget has been cut.

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Stocks were up today on news that most of us have no @#%^ clue why stocks go up or down.

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."