Mythical Culture Lover Gifts

"Higher wages, lower urinals."

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Neptune

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."