Myth Reader Pillows

Fairtale prosecutions.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Emma's Unicorn

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Pirates

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

A spy

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

'We should have removed that sign.'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Wash and Go...to hell...

'Hello, my name is Death'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...