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"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Toadstools

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Warrior Woman

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Neptune

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Recalculating route..."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."