Mystical Ingredients Fan Prints

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

Newt sale

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Narcissus

Your karma will catch up with you!

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"So...you drive stick."

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

"I brake for milk & cookies"

Patrolman writes ticket for witch's broom parked illegally.

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

"You have a strong interest in sports."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

White Rabbit in a Hat.

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

"My severance package was this magic lantern."

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'