Mystical Ingredients Fan Mugs

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

Newt sale

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

Narcissus

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

"So...you drive stick."

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

"I brake for milk & cookies"

Patrolman writes ticket for witch's broom parked illegally.

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

White Rabbit in a Hat.

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'