Mystic Debunker T-Shirts

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Rumours Online

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Say What! Mark Meadows

Superstition City

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"I don't do cover ups!"

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Weapens of Mass Redaction

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Tall stories

"Have you considered donating your body to science fiction?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

Rational explanations

Wright Wing Conspiracy.