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'Wouldn't it make more sense to stick the needles directly into your enemy?'

'I just broke up with Ashley. Dude, you were so right - she is a witch.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Rumours Online

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Obama, the Enigma?

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Superstition City

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I don't do cover ups!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Say What! Mark Meadows

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Anti-Vaxxers

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'