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'Hey, everybody. Dr. Jekyll here has concocted a new mix for us.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Happy Hour

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"An everything Martini, please."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"I spy with my little eye…"

"That's hardly necessary!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"