Mutual Fund Magician Prints

'Last money market for 8 blocks'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

'Time to buy.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wait a minute....!

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

The Contrarian funds

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Snowing Money.

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

The Speculators