Mutual Fund Magician Pillows

'Last money market for 8 blocks'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Time to buy.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Wait a minute....!

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

The Contrarian funds

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Snowing Money.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."