Investment Magician Pillows

Add a touch of humor and finance savvy to their space with a pillow featuring clever investment slogans or playful market metaphors—great for home or office decor.

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Magic Show.

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"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?" mockup

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement." mockup

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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Team Leader

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Time Is Money

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Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting. mockup

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

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"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market." mockup

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked. mockup

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

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"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in." mockup

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

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"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation." mockup

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

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Investing your savings

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Smiling businessman with rising profits mockup

Smiling businessman with rising profits

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'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.' mockup

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

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"Everything's gone up."

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Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year! mockup

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

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"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat." mockup

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

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'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.' mockup

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

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'Guess who made a bushel today?'

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Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head. mockup

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

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Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside. mockup

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

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'Wait a minute....!

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"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward." mockup

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

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"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue." mockup

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

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'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?' mockup

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

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'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.' mockup

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

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"Your portfolio is too conservative." mockup

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

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"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

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Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop. mockup

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

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'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.' mockup

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

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Snowing Money.

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"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer." mockup

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

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"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings." mockup

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

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'Guess who made a bushel today?'

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Investment Magician Pillows Collection

Investment Magician Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring investment humor and clever finance quotes—great for starting the day with a smile.

Investment Magician Prints

Browse our selection of prints that celebrate the fun side of finance and investing—great for inspiring or amusing your favorite investment magician.

Investment Magician T-Shirts

Check out our investment-themed t-shirts packed with witty slogans and creative designs—perfect for showing off their finance savvy in style.