Investment Magician Prints

Magic Show.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Investing your savings

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wait a minute....!

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Snowing Money.