Mutants Gifts

Bob's Apartment

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Myths and legends...

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Official Fight Cards

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Zombie pet tricks.