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'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

He did love tinkering on his cars.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"It's worse than I thought."

Psychic car mechanics.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"It's garage music."

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Oh...that's not good."

"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."

CLEAR!