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'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Changing Room Decisions

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Facial hair continental drift.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"But am I happy? Very."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Can't you ever relax?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

A Moosetache.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

society of cartoonists...

How to wear a false moustache.

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

'What would Nostradamus do?'

young man tells his military cousin that 'you dragoon swells' won't have quite such a pull upon civillians now that they are all growing moustaches