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'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Moustached gentleman

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

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'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Friedrich Nietzsche

Facial hair continental drift.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Cutting the tree too early?

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'