Musical Sisterhood Gifts

The Beatitudes.

"Women Supporting Women!"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Team Cello

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Bride playing cello

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Twins

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Wine No One Wants

Violinist Bride

'We have some bad news...your uncle was smashed.'

Two ladies practising the trombones.

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

"You borrowed your sister's dresses again, Irene?"

'I think I made A Major mistake.'

Best Friend Forever

Organ Donor Unit

"Suddenly, Jake realized he and his Mandolin had stumbled into a Ukulele pub."

"Moving in today? I'm so glad to see the back of the tap-dancing-on-ceiling little lads. Oh, er..."

"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."