Musical Families Gifts

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Violin Player

Von Trapp family masks

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Baby Brunhilde

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Loud Chorister

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

His master's voice

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"And now it's time for the 0'Malley family remake of Battleship Potemkin!"

A cat composer

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'You know, I think the kid's actually improving!' (dog is playing the violin).

The von Trappist Family Singers in Concert

Sunday Roast.

'I'm pregnant.'

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

"Mama Mia, Mama Mia!"

'So; come up with any bright remarks lately?'

Organ Donor Unit

Baby Lullaby

"In the tradition of musical families, I present...the Balladeering Bermudezes!"

Make up on daddy