Sisterhood Celebrant Gifts

The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Wine No One Wants

"Women Supporting Women!"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Emotional Bling

Jumping Man

Scot holding a heart.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Cheers to being a person."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Congratulations!

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Free love

Valentine, Galentine, Palentine

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

Three happy men

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Friends and champagne

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

Home for Seniors.

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"This is where the party budget ran out."

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

'Certainly you may invite a friend to lunch. Bring him in.'

'This is the 1927 Georges de Latour you bought us for our anniversary, son. Mom spruced it up nicely with orange soda and melon balls.'

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Twins