Musical Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'I heard you were looking for donors.'

"Well, if you get a harp in heaven I guess we should have seen this coming."

Smashed Guitars

Xylophone: A male lophone. Unique as the only animal known to use camouflage to avoid mating.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Rap music

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Hell's Schlegel

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Weather forecast

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

'My wife will have the trio of local sausages, the trout quintet in a duet of sauces and the medley of sumer berries. Nothing for me - I'm not musical.'

Boxing Pop-up Book.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

Baby Grand Larceny

'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

"I suck!"

"No Alex, The answer isn't Posh Spice."

'Alright alright, I was joking: I won't deliver you to a couple of mongooses...'

TV Dinners: 'Antenna, cable, satellite dish,'

Pet shop with 'Romeows' in stock.