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'I heard you were looking for donors.'

"Well, if you get a harp in heaven I guess we should have seen this coming."

Smashed Guitars

Xylophone: A male lophone. Unique as the only animal known to use camouflage to avoid mating.

Rap music

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Lord of the Strings.

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Weather forecast

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Hell's Schlegel

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Musical Discord

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

'My wife will have the trio of local sausages, the trout quintet in a duet of sauces and the medley of sumer berries. Nothing for me - I'm not musical.'

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

Boxing Pop-up Book.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Baby Grand Larceny

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

TV Dinners: 'Antenna, cable, satellite dish,'