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'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Rap music

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Weather forecast

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Your four-o'clock is here."

The static electric eel is very rare.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Pavement artist.