Music Pun Lovers Prints

'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Rap music

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Frosty the Repairman"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Lord of the Strings.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Weather forecast

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

'You give me goose bumps!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'