Pun Lover Of Musical Puns Pillows

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Rap music

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Lord of the Strings.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'You give me goose bumps!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Weather forecast

The static electric eel is very rare.

Larry's Literary Market.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'