Music Pun Lover Pillows

"I write sins, not tradgedies."

"Remember, you're trying to slur the note, not slander it."

"Zzzzz Top"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'My wife will have the trio of local sausages, the trout quintet in a duet of sauces and the medley of sumer berries. Nothing for me - I'm not musical.'

"Did you just trumpet?"

The Trumpeter Repair Kit

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Rap music

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Lord of the Strings.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Weather forecast

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"