Musical Monster Gifts

Vampire Bassoonist

Orchestra.

Cow Show Tunes

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Dynamite little combo

Giant slug attacks a city

My other cello is a Stradivari

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

I love Harmonica

I love Marimba

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Love Hurts

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Nick Cave.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Music Freak.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.