Musical Mohels Gifts

Bris

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Orchestra.

Cow Show Tunes

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Motorherd

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

If you're happy and you know it...

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Double Bass Jumpers.

Angel playing music

I love Harmonica

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

I love Marimba

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

Music Freak.

Nick Cave.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

Cowpunk

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"...on the avenue..."

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'