Musical Mohels Pillows

Bris

Cow Show Tunes

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Motorherd

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

If you're happy and you know it...

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I love Harmonica

Angel playing music

I love Marimba

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Music Freak.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

Cowpunk

"...on the avenue..."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

Guitar emergency.