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"A little tickling the ivories before dinner?"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Von Trapp family masks

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Joseph and his coat

Mammoth Posing

The Four Tops in Concert

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"Those who can can, dance."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Philip of Mastodon

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