Musical Mammoth Lover Pillows

"A little tickling the ivories before dinner?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Von Trapp family masks

Joseph and his coat

Mammoth Posing

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

The Four Tops in Concert

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Looks like Broadway's back."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"Those who can can, dance."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Philip of Mastodon

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'I delivered him during the second act of Les Miserables. I delivered her during the first act of Phantom of the Opera. This one I deliveried. . .'