Musical Cow Lover Pillows

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Broadway Moosical.

Rapunzcow

Farmer Christmas.

Cow Pilot.

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

They soon changed their name..

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The Stock Market.

Methane Emissions

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Cow outboard engine

Carpet Cows

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'