Musical Cow Lover T-Shirts

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Rapunzcow

Broadway Moosical.

Farmer Christmas.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Cow Pilot.

They soon changed their name..

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The Stock Market.

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

Cow outboard engine

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Methane Emissions

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Carpet Cows

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'