Musical Law Fan Gifts

District court #27 attempts to spice up courtroom procedure.

EWE 2.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"Not guilty?"

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Antonin Scalia

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

Cool hand... Uke

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

Library Grand Opening

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"

Elephant blues

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

Little Richard

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'