Musical Goat Enthusiasts Gifts

Music

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Excellent napkin.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Musical Cows

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

I lactate, therefore I am.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'