Musical Fusion Explorer T-Shirts

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Musical Web

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Cowpunk

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

music store

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'What happened to the little flute?'

Gramophone Headphone

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Gypsy busker

"I'm in a band."

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'