Musical Fusion Explorer Prints

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Louis Armstrong

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Musical Web

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Cowpunk

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Gramophone Headphone

music store

'What happened to the little flute?'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'That's it! The lost chord!'

Gypsy busker

"I'm in a band."

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."