Music Royalty Aficionado Gifts

King with the boom box.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Anna Calvi

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Orchestra.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Elvis Presley

"He's a guard dog."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Czarcasm

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Eric Clapton.

Fossil record player.

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.