Music Royalty Aficionado Prints

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Orchestra.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Czarcasm

"He's a guard dog."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Fossil record player.

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'