Music Lover In Pandemic Times Gifts

The Masked Singer

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

ZZZZZZZ Top

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."